It's 2011 - Bring it On

Good Bye, Sayonara, Auf Wiedersenhen, Au Revoir, Arrivederci 2010! You can Kiss my Ass.

HA! 2010 ended with a bang. Before the holidays I was in a very serious accident. My wonderful Ford Expedition was mauled by a rolling boulder while on my way home from work. I walked away with a little rug burn on my elbow - before you go the wrong direction here it happened when I smacked my elbow around the center armrest. A slight case of whiplash and a bit of discomfort in my lower back I think I did ok. It was very scary. I came away with 2 sayings - "Built Ford Tough" is not just an advertising slogan and If I was an Atheist on Monday, I wasn't an Atheist on Tuesday. I really have only the one explanation for how I survived. "Yeti" (my truck) and I bounced around the "Highway of Death" for 1/4 mile. I went into oncoming traffic lanes, didn't hit anyone, didn't roll (though a witness says it's a mircle I didn't), and managed to find my way to the only safe shoulder in that area. All I can say is Thank you God, for my life.

As for my truck, my Yeti, my tank, my aircraft carrier --- $8k in damage, not totalled, and still suffering a few side affects but carrying me to and from work again. I love you, Yeti - thank you for protecting me and keeping me alive!
I have a new surgeon since the old fart has now retired. New Guy isn't part of the medical group yet and with the possibilty of a relocation, having waited for over 2 months for contracts to be put in place, I am having another surgery. Yep, #5. But with the new guy. He's got a great reputation. We are going with bigger implants so there will be greater projection. This will also allow for a fuller looking breast. The implants will sit higher under the pec and hoping it will look like I've had a lift. His technique is Outside the Box which is great.

Depending on how this all heals, I may, or may not, need another couple of procedures, which I am totally ok with. They would entail some lipo suction in order to transfer fat to the boobs. Damn the bad luck with that right?? Take it all, I say.

That's the quick and dirty update.

Happy New Year. Hello 2011.

Edit: 2011 brought it! Hubby was rearended on the interstate while driving our new to us car. We'd had it just 14 days and we are looking at $18k+ in damage and 6 more weeks w/o it.